November 28, 2012
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#Theosays
Recent Theoisms, for general amusement:
“Iron Chef Theo is making you an omelet. You’re lucky to have an Iron Chef cooking for you.”
Watching Cowboy cheerleaders on Thanksgiving: “Ew, did they just show their butts??”
“Mommy, in God’s heaven, nobody will shush anybody else. Especially not brothers.”
[All of my cooking equipment is piled on the bed in the playroom. It's time to start dinner.] “Theo, I need my stuff. I have to make dinner.” [wailing]: “Nooooooo!!! The judges haven’t tasted Iron Chef Theo’s food yet!!!!”
“Good bye, Isaac! Have a good day! Get good grades! You look very handsome! Mommy, I love encouraging my brother, even if he doesn’t say thank you.”
[At the grocery store]:
“MOMMY!! We should get ICE CREAM to celebrate!”
“Celebrate what?”
“Ice cream! Let’s celebrate ice cream! I mean . . . uh, Jesus.”
