All right, here's a real puzzler for you.
Can you make Jesus out of calcium- and fiber-added juice?
(My Catholic friends are currently either spitting on the ground and crossing themselves or lovingly clucking, "Protestants, God bless 'em.")
Seriously. This is right up there for me with whether you can make Jesus pudding with the leftovers. Stephen says no. But he's okay with dipping leftover Jesus in a bowl of soup or spreading leftover Jesus with butter.
What's up with that?
Anyway. Calcium-added Jesus. This seems very, very wrong to me.
Then again, the Bible says not one of his bones was broken. Maybe he had extra calcium after all?