First of all, Mom, I want to assure you that the length of Isaac's hair was not
He said, "Dad, gimme a Number 1!" (That's the smallest guard on the clippers, for the shortest buzz.)
I said, "Son, it's Jesus camp. With Methodists. It's not boot camp."
He said, "But I'll look cool
So, fearing what piercings, shavings, or tats he'd come home with if I didn't give in, I acquiesced and Stephen got out the Number 1 guard.
So, he's off to camp for a week, looking like a skinhead, a cancer patient, or a marine recruit. Can't decide which.
Theo, happily, was content with a Number 2.