April 16, 2013
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Lullaby
“Amos, can you please stop talking so I can sleep?”
“Daddeee!”
“Be quiet Amos Martin. Shush.”
“Bababababa!”
“Amos, do you even know what shush means? If somebody tells you shush, you STOP TALKING! Stop talking now.”
“Uh-huh?”
“People can’t sleep when you’re talking, Amos. Just zipper your mouth closed and lock it with the key.”
“Fffeeeeo.”
“Amos. Martin. STOP. TALKING.”
“Dadeedadeedadee.”
“MOOOOOOM! Make him stoooooooooop!”
“Mommie! Mommie!”
“AMOS WILL YOU CLOSE YOUR MOUTH?!?!”
I’ve given up trying to explain that if he would stop talking, Amos would stop, too.
I think this is going to go on forever.
